espeyonce:

when u accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

image

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okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

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gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

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these kids these days don’t known our struggle

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crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

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(via narcotic)

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Emma Roberts talking about memorable scenes in American Horror Story: Coven. (x)

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